When I was born. It was a bloody good time!

I think it's mostly hydrogen, been a while since chemistry class

Belly rubs, warm sunny spots, and zero responsibility.

With God's will (and probably with some help from astrophysics and things I know nothing about)

People with advantages are loath to believe that they just happen to be people with advantages.

To paraphrase several sages: Nobody can think and hit someone at the same time.

Do stuff. Be clenched, curious. Not waiting for inspiration's shove or society's kiss on your forehead. Pay attention. It's all about paying attention. Attention is vitality. It connects you with others. It makes you eager. Stay eager.

Yes. Otherwise, I couldn't decide to write this.

Ceiling cat creator of all things.

It was just a boom. Or was it a bang?

It will become more soup.

Purrmobiles go vroom.

I dunno, but it has happened to untold billions and trillions of other life forms.

42. What was the question?

To keep things interesting for God.

When I was young it was pretty easy and faster - good books, a quiet place to read, companionship, sex, beer for self-medication, learning. 

Birth, mom, dad, twin, siblings, the floor, the rug, outside, rain, dirt, salamanders, other kids, the car, then words.

If you could chose to be one of the Jim Henson's characters who would you be and why?

Hazrat Ali said, you can raise your one leg, thats your free will, limitation is the inability to raise the other.

A really slow and awkward way to get rid of body hair.

What isn't the nature of the mind?

Yes, unless there's a piece of chocolate in front of me. 

Thoughts and lollipops.

Like Drake - Started from the bottom, now it's here.

Death equals sadness. I'd like to think that while Earthlings are left sad, the life after death makes up for it, a grand on-going party type thing.

We merge into a kaleidoscope of liquid light. Finally, everybody gets to be a star.

To nudge us to look at the little sticker on the windshield that reminds us to change the oil.

Lonely and bored, God decided to make a movie.

To ensure that we stand a chance against the aliens.

A mixture of light and nothing.

Why assume it began?

Ok, I'm stealing this from The Matrix. Humankind is a virus that will consume everything it comes into contact with. When it runs out of external things to consume, it will consume itself.

The meaning of life is a riddle wrapped in an anagram encrypted using AES-256 stored in a hidden partition on a portable hard drive in an underground bunker protected by shaolin monks.

We start enjoying life, I guess. 

When you cross over, all your pets are there to welcome you and finally you can talk to them and explain why you had to leave them in the apartment all day while you worked.

Of course. Don't be silly. That is the whole POINT of being human.

People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion. 

Apocalypse or Singularity, whichever comes first. I'm rooting for Singularity with a really great user experience.

Miraculously we will understand our unity, stop fighting, stop overpopulating, stop wasting resources. We will see our relatedness as Love and Friendship between us. Only then we will build a better world. A piece of cake but we need to hurry.

Which one? They are all in cycles of forming and collapsing. It just goes on and on like my sister-in-law on the phone

For us, as a collective consciousness, to mature, one life at a time. But what does it mean to mature? To have fewer people living in poverty and ignorance, working menial, uncreative, brainless jobs. That's what the robots are for.

Oh, Great Space Manatee, Creator Of ALL Things, You live in all our hearts, mightier than queens and kings!

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