How did the Universe begin?
Ceiling cat creator of all things.
What is the Universe made of?
Lights and shadows.
What is the origin of good?
Enough food and resources to go around.
What is the origin of evil?
Scarcity. This results in hunger of all sorts. Which results in greed, war, and diminishing brotherly love.
Is there free will?
Nope, only circumstances in space and time.
How do you find happiness?
Belly rubs, warm sunny spots, and zero responsibility.