How did the Universe begin?
I like to think it was some sort of a meet-cute set up in a Rom Com. Only between two atoms that then exploded.
What is the Universe made of?
Starlight, dead astronauts, and unicorns.
What is the origin of good?
The first 'good' came when the first living thing realized it needed some other living thing to survive.
How do you find truth?
Truth is relative. Find the largest lack of lies and go with it.
What is the meaning of life?
Probably to entertain someone very powerful.
What is the role of evolution?
To keep things interesting for God.
What happens after death?
A really long dream.