How did the Universe begin?
The probability become so heavy and abundant, that not existing become unbearable. Thus the World happened. The transition from possibility to the reality was so smooth that nobody can pinpoint it so far.
What is the Universe made of?
The quantum physics so dense that you can walk on it.
What is the origin of good?
All we need is love. Love is all we need.
What is the origin of evil?
The guy with small, malicious red eyes, huge genitals and a forked hairy tail.
Is there free will?
It was, until donuts were created.
What is the nature of the mind?
It is electricity going round and round the goo in our head until it produces subjectivity-when you look from outside in -and objectivity- when you look from inside out.
How do you find happiness?
Skiing in fresh powder in the morning mountain air.
How do you find truth?
FInd somebody you trust, and ask.
What is the meaning of life?
Working on something not too big, not too small. Being enthusiastic about it, but not too serious. Smile when you're finished. Breathe in, breathe out and die.
What is the role of evolution?
It explains why chimpanzees are looking at us so curiously.
What happens after death?
Not much. Not much I am afraid. But it happens a lot before, thank God.
Who or what is God?
The flying guy with the white beard and the arm and the second finger stretched out towards Adam's. Or was it the middle finger?
What is going to happen to humankind?
We are going to dance more waltz and less polka. You know, the bloody entropy.
What is going to happen to humankind?
Knock knock, who's there?